Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
Florida
Do I really need a hypnotist? I'm open to suggestions.
Florida
Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels
Kristian Alekov
We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.
Kristian Alekov
At some point, Subway convinced us all that it is ok to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.
Kristian Alekov
If I were a train engineer I would be constantly worried about fights breaking on top of my train.
Xyuppi
The Rock announced that he and his wife and 2 daughters have recovered from COVID-19. They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what The Rock was cooking