There's more than one way to skin a cat, but people usually freak out and call the cops before you're done with the first.
"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"
Why do we say "I'm on a bus" or "I'm on a play", but we say "I'm in a car?"
if i had a sex change and got with a guy, would that make me gay?
I hope they sell snow globe urns for my ashes when I die.
Don’t take a date to an Olive Garden because when you’re there you’re family, and that’s weird/illegal.
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