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Florida
Always give 100% unless you are giving blood.
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Kristian Alekov
If you are ugly with pretty eyes, this is your moment.
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Xyuppi
‪I’m glad this pandemic didn’t affect me financially. I was already broke.
I apologize for the coin shortage. I started a swear jar......
My five year plan is to make it through this year.
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Florida
Saw a clown this morning. He greeted me with a good morning. That was a nice jester
With the way 2020 has been going I couldn't decide last night if I wanted to sit outside to watch the meteorite shower or take cover.
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