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Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.
Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!
Calm down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.
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Xyuppi
‪Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and die within minutes. ‬
If you're refusing to wear a mask around other people due to concerns that your brain won't be getting enough oxygen, I think that ship already passed.
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‪I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .
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You can't expect a President who slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases.
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