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#17582
Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.
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#17583
Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!
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#17584
Calm down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.
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#17585
Xyuppi
Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and die within minutes.
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#17586
If you're refusing to wear a mask around other people due to concerns that your brain won't be getting enough oxygen, I think that ship already passed.
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#17587
Xyuppi
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos .
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#17588
Florida
You can't expect a President who slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases.
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