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#17575
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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#17576
You know whats really uncomfortable? Pants! But I still wear them in public, not for me but for others!
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#17577
Xyuppi
This is the first year I am not going to Japan because of Covid-19. Usually I don’t go because I am poor.
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#17578
Xyuppi
I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
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#17579
Xyuppi
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
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#17580
The way America is handling the Coronavirus, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
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#17581
I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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