ZYuppi
I’m about 1 week away from being friends with a volleyball.
I went to the bank today. I saw a man with a mask and gloves come in and thank God he was just there to rob the bank.
Kenny Rogers checking out during an apocalypse is the biggest knowing when to Hold'em knowing when to Fold'em I've ever seen.
Xyuppi
9:00 pm is time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
Florida
A man and a woman can go 21 days on Naked and Afraid with no toilet paper and you sissys can't go one day without 20 rolls.
Xyuppi
How long is this social distancing going on? My wife keeps trying to come back in the house.
ZYuppi
I can't wait to one day tell my grand kids, "When I was your age, toilet paper was everywhere! You could find all over the place, even in gas station food marts1"