Xyuppi
Life is boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to .
Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
Xyuppi
For 5 dollars you can either get your girl/guy a Valentine gift OR you can get them the Costco rotisserie chicken. That’s all I’m saying, the choice is yours
Xyuppi
Never trust a train...... they have Loco Motives.
Florida
I went to see a fat psychic the other day..... well it was actually a four chin teller.
Xyuppi
Just find out there’s no popcorn on popcorn shrimp. Guess there is no reason to try Pot Roast
ZYuppi
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."