Xyuppi
Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.
Xyuppi
I got a Roomba for Christmas. It seriously picks up a lot of dirt. For example it found out my neighbors wife has been having an affair for 3 years and also my other neighbor is behind on her mortgage by 3 months
Xyuppi
Local man addicted to Brake Fluid says he can stop at any time.
Big deal Times Square. I drop the ball at least 3 times a week.
Florida
I can't wait till New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Florida
I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Pancakes: Because NO, you cannot have cake for breakfast, but you can have fried cake for breakfast.