Florida
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.
Is it to early to break my new year's resolution or should I wait until after Christmas?
Cinnamon is just sawdust with good PR.
No matter how bad your attempt at breaking into a prison, it'll work.
I've decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. I really think it will spice up my autobiography.
Kristian Alekov
Christmas Tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Xyuppi
My ability to remember a song lyric from the 80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.