ZYuppi
Is coral the dumbest animal or the smartest rock?
ZYuppi
Black Friday is as close to the Purge as we will get in America...
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
Xyuppi
My phone auto-corrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer". I sent it anyways...
Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.