Xyuppi
I can hear music coming from my printer at work. I think the paper's jammin' again.
Xyuppi
Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
Xyuppi
Based on US obesity rates, people will soon walk for president.
When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears, so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.
Xyuppi
I sometimes have a hard time determining if my weekend is a break from the work week or if the work week is a break from my weekend.
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask directions.
The first dog to pee on Mars would temporarily be the dog lord of a whole planet.