Xyuppi
Hurricane Dorian is that friend that says they’re 5 minutes away when they are still laying in bed and haven’t even showered or gotten dress yet.
ZYuppi
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion
ZYuppi
I spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the app so I may need new meds...
My company is a non-profit, just not on purpose.
I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
Xyuppi
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with Sodium Pentothal.