Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
The fact that dishwashers also clean themselves is rarely appreciated.
They should give the girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
ZYuppi
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.
Florida
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on I-75 in Atlanta. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Xyuppi
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?