Why the heck do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips don’t?
I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up a lot faster than drinking it!
Xyuppi
I wish I had as much closet space as people in horror movies.
A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
How the heck does my “aged 9 months” cheese go bad after a week in my fridge?
Dragons are just wizard dinosaurs.