When you sit on a toilet you are connecting your butt to a large network of connected butts.
Florida
Some people won't admit their faults. I would, If I had any.
My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!"
If you’re in a Sublime cover band, you actually DO have to practice Santeria.
Xyuppi
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
Xyuppi
The temperature went from 85 to 60 like seeing a State Trooper on the highway.