My mom's texts are so much more fun after my sister told her that WTF means "Wow, That's Fantastic."
Xyuppi
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.
I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
ZYuppi
I miss the good old days when I used to think T-mobile was a rapper.
Xyuppi
I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.
Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!