ZYuppi
I wished I believed everyone as much as I believe Steve Harvey on Family Feud when he says, “Boy, do we have a good one for you today!”
ZYuppi
Dear friends older than 37: You don't have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free.
ZYuppi
Any psychic who has bells on their door to let them know someone is there is probably not worth it.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay again.
My mood ring is missing and I don't know how to feel about it.
Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name.
At my age, you have home Ibuprofen and work Ibuprofen.