You can tell the Beastie Boys were really close because they would finish each other’s sentences.
Florida
The reason grilled ham & cheese sandwiches and tomato soup go so well together is because it's basically pizza split in two.
If at any point in your life you feel useless, just remember there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals.
Xyuppi
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
Xyuppi
There is nothing like blowing up fireworks made in China to celebrate America's independence.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.