If Miller High Life is the "Champagne of Beers", I wonder what sparkling wine is the "Beer of Champagnes”.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it's our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
I don't get personal trainers. I've never been exercising and thought "man, I wish someone hot was criticizing me right now."
Xyuppi
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
Xyuppi
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.