Xyuppi
I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
Xyuppi
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
User10376
Step 1: Remove food from packaging Step 2: Throw out packaging Step 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
I met a girl who told me that the she broke up with her last boyfriend as he just didn't work out, which is when knew right away she wasn't the one for me as I hate to work out as well.
Why don't they just say "Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this endless sax solo" instead of telling me every 5 minutes how important my call is to them interrupting this riveting sax solo.
Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.