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#16924
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
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#16925
Xyuppi
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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#16927
Xyuppi
I went to an Italian restaurant named Bulimia. The line at the bathroom was incredibly long.
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#16928
Xyuppi
I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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#16929
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
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#16930
Xyuppi
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
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#16931
It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
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