Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them!
A good pun is its own reword.
It's not hotter this year. It's just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit.
Life is like a roller coaster.. Without its downs, there wouldn't be any ups & nobody likes a roller coaster that only stays on one level..
I wish my grades would smoke weed so they could get higher.
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