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#16889
The bravest man in the world is the prince from Sleeping Beauty because waking up a tired woman can go sideways very fast.
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#16890
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
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#16891
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
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#16892
I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.
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#16893
The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".
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#16894
I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.
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#16895
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
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