I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.
Friday the 13th is just a holiday started by big hockey to sell more masks
A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Nobody talks about Jesus' biggest miracle of still having 12 close friends in his 30s
PizzaDr
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I'm a 10.
At this point I'm just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
PizzaDr
If you ever wanted to use Starbucks wifi for hours and hours without buying anything, today is your lucky day.