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Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
My daughter has decided to become a vegetarian. I'm frying bacon.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
There are two reasons why people change. First, they've learned a lot. Second, they've been hurt too much.
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