What is the purpose of the "poke" function? I click it, which sends the 'poke' back to the sender and then they just end up sending the 'poke' back to me. Is this like virtual sex...because I'll start poking people like it's going out of style and claim supremacy over all of my FB family. I'll virtual sex all over this damn place.
This bitch just said "a lot more less" #wtf
I wanna steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase because I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck on the news.
Rick Astley HATES lent.
When life gets you down, remember, At least I am not dumb enough to follow a striping truck down the highway AS IT PAINTS YELLOW LINES, ride the FRESHLY PAINTED yellow line & then be shocked there’s yellow paint on my car.
I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
Police Scanner just reported a drunk naked idiot wearing snow boots, singing free bird, riding a lawn mower down the highway!