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Me: I can do whatever I want through Christ who strengthens me Attorney: ok but again, as your lawyer I strongly advise you to not say that in court
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I will be mailing out a W-2 on January 5th for everyone who was up in my business this year.
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I kinda wish Dolly Parton sang 10-2 Instead
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
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The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
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