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#17428
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Xyuppi
My mom left me a voicemail so long that I forgot it was a message and started taking to her.
#17429
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Xyuppi
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
#17430
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Xyuppi
I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today. So I went home. It seems to me they had plenty of people to work.
I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
If your ever wondering if a tree is of the Dogwood variety you could tell by its bark.
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Xyuppi
‪Roadside sobriety test are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet .
#17422
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Xyuppi
‪I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house. ‬
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