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Xyuppi
My floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Look there is a Dorito there and some Cheerios under the couch...
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Xyuppi
I just called my bank and told them I want to find 11,780 more dollars in my account by tomorrow and that they counted wrong.
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Xyuppi
Farting under the covers it’s not longer a “Dutch oven”. It has become a COVID test. If you can smell or taste it, you’re negative.
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ZYuppi
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
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Kristian Alekov
It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.
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Xyuppi
As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
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