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ZYuppi
You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
For the suicidal, procrastination is a survival skill.
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Florida
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were good years.
#17369
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ZYuppi
If you found your wife or husband on a dating website, it’s only romantic if it isn’t 3 years after you got married.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion
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