Insightful Statuses

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.

If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.

The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.

Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.