The Simpsons has the same art style as Itchy and Scratchy, so Itchy and Scratchy must be a tv show of real cat and mice .
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you're finished.
Xyuppi
I'm the type of person that loves people...Except when I'm driving. That's when I hate you guys.
Xyuppi
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
Florida
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
Xyuppi
Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
Florida
A friend of mine just quit his job selling computer parts. He lost his drive.