Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
Xyuppi
North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.
Chik-Fil-A Should post a big "We're Open" sign and leave cars in the lot tomorrow for April Fool's Day
Being a regular church-goer on Easter is like being a regular gym-goer on New Years
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"