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If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
With the advances SpaceX is making, the most unrealistic part of 'The Martian' is that its being led by NASA
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It's amazing how different the phrases "alcohol free" and "free alcohol" are.
The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see.
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