So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who's new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
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I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.
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I missed the good old days when banks used to give you a toaster when opening an account. Now they just burn you.
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I'm selling my browser history on eBay before the government does.
Mother mosquito: Hey kiddo, how was your first flight? kid mosquito: Great mom! Everyone was clapping for me.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
If you're over 18 but under 21 and are arrested for drinking alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for being under aged.