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The phrase "hold your horses" is telling you to be stable
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
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These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
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