It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
Baby gates are parents' way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
Xyuppi
Christmas is truly a magical time. It's made all my money disappear!
This is probably not the year to hang mistletoe around the workplace.
Xyuppi
Call me a lightweight, but I get drunk on one beer. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the ninth or tenth beer.
Tom
Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
Xyuppi
Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"