How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary...
I had to call my dog long distance. Good thing I had rollover minutes!
Xyuppi
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
Xyuppi
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do dishes.
Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever's password I'm using has got to be pissed!
"Send nudes, not nukes" is the "make love, not war" of this century