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If I was Columbia Drug Lord. I'd dye the cocaine black then fill printer toner cartridges with it. I could charge double for toner vs charging for just cocaine. Would be legal too!
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
I don't care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
T-shirts should come in a size between XL and XXL called "I'm still hoping to turn things around"
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
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