Xyuppi
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
Xyuppi
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
Xyuppi
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection's map for gas money is reaching a new low.
"Lmao" - a French cat
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I'm in whey over my head.