Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
I'm a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don't care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
PizzaDr
Deja poo..... The feeling that you've heard this crap before
Beyonce's twins will never have to work a day in their life. She should name one of them Lay-Z.
I snuck popcorn into the movie theater but they won’t let me use their microwave.
Xyuppi
"Memory foam pillow fights". That's one fight you'll never forget.
Jon
I don't care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.