The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
Def Leppard is the safest music to air drum to while driving because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
The people who insist you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" are just trying to Police Navidad.
Working in retail has taught me that the customer is always right. At least while they're in earshot...
Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
PizzaDr
Don't ya wish you could hold people up to the light like a $20 bill to tell if they're fake or real?
User10247
Henry Heimlich, the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, died at age 96. People are pretty choked up about it.