Xyuppi
Daylight savings time feels like a tax refund check. You're just getting back something you didn't want taken from you in the first place.
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you'll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexic.
What is it about being blind that makes people want to walk their dog all the time?
Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.