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Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Can we start calling walruses: Saber Tooth Seals?
It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions.
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
The next time you're afraid to share an idea because you think it's stupid, remember that someone once suggested in a meeting that they make a movie about a tornado filled with sharks.
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Xyuppi
I took a blood test today and got a B+. Any tips so that I can get an A next time?
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