Xyuppi
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.
Xyuppi
America and Britain are having a competition who can screw up themselves the most. Britain has the lead but America has a Trump card.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
Xyuppi
I'm convinced my electricity bill would disappear if my fridge had a window.
Xyuppi
The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results
Xyuppi
The only difference between McDonald' s and my work is that Mcdonald's has only one clown running the show.