Xyuppi
My reality check bounced.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them.
I wonder who the first person was to look at a beehive and think, "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
It's painful to admit, but I do have a few people blocked. It's sort of my own personal ''no-fly'' list. As in, ''no, your crap aint gonna fly here.''
Florida
Don't get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
Xyuppi
Make sure you tip your waitress. It is very funny when they fall over.
If our son ever decides he wants to play sports, I'll sign up to be his coach. It's important that he knows that I'll swear at other kids too.