Florida
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
I found a spider in my shoes. He looked ridiculous, they're way too big for him
Xyuppi
I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
Xyuppi
An airplane must be the scariest experience for someone with a peanut allergy.
Xyuppi
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack.
I wish I could swap my central nervous system for a central confidence system.
I’m not antisocial. It’s just that most people don’t make the cut.