To giraffes, the smell of farts are nothing but a childhood memory.
Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag.
Xyuppi
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 7.
Xyuppi
drove past the drug rehab center today and was rather amused by the sign out front - "Keep off the grass".
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
What if I told you I could literally cut your phone bill in HALF with an exciting new product called scissors?!
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.