Jon
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
Jon
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
Xyuppi
I bet that in prison, everyone's relationship status is set to "it's complicated.
Cyberbilly
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
Jon
Having a bit of a lazy day...sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused
Xyuppi
You know you're non-domesticated when the only reason you finally transfer the dishes from the sink to the dishwasher is so you can gain access to the garbage disposal.
Xyuppi
If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitive, it will sound like the beat of a techno song.