Xyuppi
Why its called tourist season if you can't shoot them!
Hulk Hogan is the highest paid pornstar of all time! 1 movie! $115 million!
Xyuppi
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. Do your damn job.
Xyuppi
Turtles can breathe out of their butt, which is incredible. Considering most humans can only talk out of theirs.
Xyuppi
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.
Jon
My 1st job was working in a orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
Xyuppi
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.