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Xyuppi
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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Xyuppi
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
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Xyuppi
Proactive is good for your skin but even better for letting you know which celebrities need money.
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Cyberbilly
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
After looking at my brackets today, they should call it March Sadness...
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Xyuppi
I'm not going to jump on the "I hate Monday morning" bandwagon because I hate all work days equally.
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