Jon
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I'm part of the other 3%.
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to create a hybrid of a four leaf clover and poison ivy and give myself a rash of good luck
Jon
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Xyuppi
I really would like to rescue a dog, but is so hard to find one drowning.
Xyuppi
Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.