Xyuppi
I was super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
Xyuppi
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer
Cyberbilly
I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Jon
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money
Xyuppi
Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.
RITTER726
Just saw a Victoria Secret commercial filled with sexy super models which boldly stated "Panties 30% off" I was excited until I realized it was a hoax! All those panties were 100% ON!
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen.